You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’

— Paul F. Tompkins, Comedy Bang Bang Best of 2013 Part 3 (via jrnny)

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*puts om roumd glases* haha wowe limke harrey poter ! *rides a traimn* jus lieke harbey pobtre !!! *paremts die* hambrey pabre
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 28, 2013

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